Written
by DAVID KEYES
If the summer action blockbusters are only as good as
their lead stars, then the filmmakers of "XXX"
are lucky that they have a man like Vin Diesel at their
disposal. In a movie which asks the audience to believe
that a man can swipe a senator's car and drive it off a
bridge without dying, prevent a diner from being taken hostage,
elude Colombian government enforcers who think he's a drug
lord, and save the world from nuclear war in just under
two hours (in movie time, of course), the actor has to be
defined by a rather monstrous physique, otherwise the film's
plausibility is overridden by unconvincing scenarios in
which stunt doubles on wires pretend to look like they're
pulling off dangerous tricks on a blue screen. Luckily,
Diesel is a large, muscular, firm and foreboding screen
presence, ideal for these kinds of physically demanding
movies just as the Greeks were for the early athletics.
It's nearly impossible to imagine anyone else filling the
role as believably as he does.
The movie reunites Diesel with director Rob Cohen, who
were both at the helm of last year's box office smash "The
Fast and the Furious," about an underworld of illegal
racers who modified cars to be literal speed machines. Like
that film, "XXX" is glitzy and loud, full of swift
adrenaline-fueled sequences that repeatedly test the eye's
endurance, sometimes in mere split seconds of swiftness.
The only difference, however, this time around is that both
Cohen and Diesel aren't held back by a script with countless
rough patches and plot holes; their material is worthy of
the ambitious thrust, and once the film begins to wind down,
we're engaged too much to notice that a whole 120 minutes
has gone by.
Diesel stars as Xander Cage (or "X," as he is
known as by his friends), a daredevil of extreme sports
whose sly wit and free spirit take him into situations that
no typical human being would dare to tread. As the movie
opens, Xander makes a daring political statement by snatching
the fancy sports vehicle of a right-wing state senator,
whose hopes of banning video games and rap music don't really
sit well with the thief's own ideals. With cops tailing
him at every turn, camera equipment hooked onto the vehicle
films him ranting on about the evils of the government system,
all just shortly before he drives off a bridge and into
a gorge where he parachutes to safety moments before the
car implodes on impact. We instantly gather that this kind
of life-threatening stuff is a popular pastime for Mr. Cage;
another day, another explosion, another personal victory.
Shortly after his latest stint, Xander is apprehended by
the NSA, a CIA-like U.S. intelligence firm headed by Agent
Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson). Seeking his skills as a careless
stuntman, Gibbons puts him, and others like him, through
a battery of difficult tests to study his endurance, speed
and success rate against life-threatening situations. The
reason: they need a man of this caliber to investigate Anarchy
99, a Czech-based order of rebel Russians who have top secret
plans of unleashing a massive nuclear war among the world's
most powerful nations. Xander's commitment to this request
is nearly forced upon him, however, because of his own antigovernment
ideals, but when Gibbons offers him pardons for all his
capital crimes, he agrees to the task, if still somewhat
reluctantly.
"XXX" (which is pronounced "Triple X")
breaks no ground in terms of storytelling, plot devices
or even character arcs (who else, for example, would be
the object of Diesel's affection but a woman on the wrong
side of the tracks?), but it pitches itself at us in a very
energetic and worthwhile fashion. Not too many movies are
successful at allowing their heroes to work against gravity
and logic, but even fewer function without resorting to
heavy special effects manipulations. As is the case with
"The Fast and the Furious," what you see on screen
here seems like pretty authentic stuff: the explosions,
the acrobatic tricks, and even the gunplay have an anchored
edge to them, as if Cohen instructed his actors to act more
like war soldiers before throwing them in front of the camera.
This results in quite a few rewarding action sequences throughout
the two-hour experience, and there is even a sequence done
on a mountain top so brilliantly that it makes typical James
Bond maneuvers looks amateurish.
I won't go into any more detail about the characters or
the surprises, as they're part of this endeavor's big reward.
However, a couple of issues that detract from the film's
performance need to be addressed, the first being the concept
of Russian rebels having the sufficient resources to wage
wide-scale warfare. Throughout the picture, we're told that
the leader's assets have made him a powerful man in his
own circuit, and yet the only real evidence we see of any
of this are several underground dance clubs and a mansion
with security cameras in the snowy mountains. How does this
antagonist manage to keep hidden a secret lab facility for
nuclear research when there are so many people working on
the project? Does he just assume they'll be quiet and never
slip about the detail? And doesn't anyone grasp the concept
that this kind of experimenting will probably lead to their
own demise? Further irritating our minds, Samuel L. Jackson
appears in the movie totally scarred on one side of his
face, and aside from the occasional "scar face"
joke from a nearby smart alec, the script never sees the
need to explain what happened to it despite it being heavily
emphasized.
I am, of course, speaking about very small problems with
"XXX," and that's thankful. Here is a movie in
the grand tradition of the most exhilarating summer blockbusters,
where action isn't exercised by artificial visuals, characters
are genuinely interesting and the payoff is about more than
just watching the hero blow the bad guy up into a million
little pieces.