Written
by DAVID KEYES
At the beginning of "The Santa Clause 2," a
plane with tracking systems begins picking up signs of disturbance
towards the north pole, the lyrics of "Santa Claus
is Coming to Town" riding the waves that the aircraft's
crew are closely monitoring. Meanwhile, deep beneath the
thick sheets of ice, Santa himself and all his little helpers
rush against the clock to silence the source of this little
rumpus, hopefully before any outside influences get too
close to the source and discover their well-hidden village.
It wouldn't be a terrible thing, we gather, if all the little
workshops and townhouses for elves and little toy factory
workers were discovered, but we can imagine the frustration
of good ol' St. Nickit's so hard, after all, to keep
an effective assembly line going when you've got unwanted
visitors threatening to disrupt your intricate pattern all
the time.
Logic like this doesn't exactly apply to those who will
be the recipients of all the neat little gadgets and gizmos
that are being manufactured at the North Pole on an annual
basis, but that's to be expected. So with that spirited
question in mind, "The Santa Clause 2" offers
them (and even those of us who are turned off by the concept)
to actually see what goes on during those crucial final
weeks approaching Christmas down in Santa's workshops. Almost
on a round-the-clock basis, hardworking elves of all kinds
pour in through the factory doors, work their fingers to
the bone fine-tuning all the latest kids inventions, pitch
concerns and quibbles about toys to higher authority, and
even occasionally find time to play against their big old
boss in a spirited game of tag football. But all is not
well in the village for long when a few slightly loose ends
fall into Santa's red lap and threaten to undo all the hard
work for the upcoming holiday.
"The Santa Clause 2" builds on the groundwork
that was laid down by its predecessor, a labored and very
uninteresting rendition on a holiday legend which demanded
the audience believe that Tim Allen could actually pass
off as a childhood saint. In that film, Allen's character
Scott Calvin accidentally killed the previous Santa Claus,
and when he put the giant red robe on to fill in for him
on that crucial Christmas night, he became eternally linked
to the responsibility, literally growing in a big belly,
rosy cheeks and large amounts of white facial hair overnight.
Here, Scott seems to have finally accepted his fate, and
resides over the North Pole factories with pride and cheer.
But his joy is quickly pulled back when his primary assistant,
Bernard (David Krumholtz), discovers a hidden clause in
his contract as Santa: the "Mrs. Clause." Yep,
jolly ol' Saint Nick has to get hitched in order to keep
this big seasonal gig, and unless he does so before the
next Christmas arrives (which is just weeks away), he'll
find himself going back to the role of Scott Calvin. Without
a choice, he returns back to his family in North America
to pursue women in hopes of snagging a wife, leaving in
his place up North a large plastic look-alike of himself
who walks, talks and thinks like an idiot. But when Scott
returns to reclaim his duties, just how much damage will
the Santa decoy have done to the North Pole?
I would be lying if I said that I didn't find any of this
the least bit amusing. On many degrees, and unlike its messy
predecessor, "The Santa Clause 2" is quite the
delightful little holiday experience, packed tightly with
visual treasures, neat little characters, and the occasional
in-joke that the adults will take a liking to. The major
problems that crippled the original "Santa Clause"
picture, furthermore, or almost vanquished this time around,
as if Disney realized their original mistakes and put the
follow-up in the hands of those who recognized them. Tim
Allen, for example, doesn't come off here as a man trying
to hide behind a beard and a suit trying to be Santa; he
simply falls into the role, and we are willing to accept
him as the genuine thing. Likewise, the film makes a cagey
decision by having the majority of the action play out in
the North Pole itself, a place that has evolved and been
enriched beyond the stale and cold afterthoughts that the
original movie bellowed.
A few quibbles, there are, still. For one, the movie doesn't
even seem interested in the fact that Scott Calvin has an
older son back at home; when he gets in major trouble (and
is put on the forbidden "naughty" list), dear
old dad does in fact rush right back home to help him, but
forgets all about his kid's troubles when he finds himself
attracted to the bitchy school principle, played here by
Elizabeth Mitchell (allow me to emphasize the "Mrs.
Clause" element of the story at this point). Secondly,
the story tends to write new characters in to the mix without
actually developing them completely; in fact, some of them
are even abandoned after one or two scenes (such as the
Molly Shannon character, a blind date of Scott's who has
enough energy and humor pumping through her to deserve a
crack at another moment in front of the camera). And lastly,
the movie's special effects wizards may have been too lazy
as far as Santa's reindeer are concernedwhen these
four-legged flyers appear on screen, they aren't just obvious
digital beings; they move and react like they're stuck in
Looney Tunes shorts.
A lot of these arguments aren't really too important in
the long run, however, because this isn't a movie in need
of constructive thinking. This is all simply a vehicle designed
to stimulate the belief system of a youngster, and when
you compare it to its laughable predecessor, it accomplishes
all that is necessary in that field. And who knows?if
parents are able to get past their own embarrassment of
walking into a theater showing this picture, they might
actually enjoy it themselves.
*Note: Although "The Santa Clause 2" opened
in theaters on November 1, it was essential to hold this
review over an extra month. Seasonal movies, after all,
are more effective when they're seen closer to the actual
holiday.