Rating
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Cast & Crew
info:
Colin Hanks
Shaun Brumder
Schuyler Fisk
Ashley
Catherine O'Hara
Cindy Beugler
Jack Black
Lance Brumder
John Lithgow
Bud Brumder
Lily Tomlin
Guidance counselor
Harold Ramis
Don Durkett
Produced by
Scott Aversano, Herb Gains, David Gale, Scott Rudin, Adam
Schroeder, Van Toffler; Directed by Jake Kasdan;
Screenwritten by Michael White
Comedy
(US); Rated PG-13 for drug content, crude language
and mild violence; Running Time - 83 Minutes
Official
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Domestic Release Date
January 11, 2002
Review Uploaded
01/25/02 |
Written
by DAVID KEYES
Despite
the fact that we are only three weeks into the 2002 movie
season, it already appears that we are heading into the
midst of a long, dreadful string of second-rate film releases
over the next few months.
The
recent sudden catastrophe at the movie theater, a common
occurrence every year as studios wrap up the releases of
their Oscar contenders, began two weeks ago with "Impostor,"
a sci-fi film conceived in the vein of "Battlefield
Earth." Now comes "Orange County," a situational
comedy in which the only funny thing is the fact that decent
human beings allowed themselves to be associated with it.
The
film may have an orange in its title, but it reeks of sour
lemons. It's a hectic, dimwitted, tedious and downright
malicious insult on the senses, utterly void of inspiration
and unrelenting in the way it wastes the acting talents
of several big name stars, including newcomer Colin Hanks
(the son of Tom Hanks), who looks like a deer caught in
the headlights of a speeding car whenever he attempts to
act out the pathetic material he is given. Here, Hanks plays
Shaun, a bright high school kid with big aspirations of
going to college and becoming a famous writer, but one whose
path towards that goal is made all the more treacherous
by the outward feelings of his friends and family. Eventually,
a point arrives in which he has to make a sacrifice. Will
it be his family? Will it be his career aim? Will he compromise
both in order to make every party happy? Better yet, will
any of us even care?
The
screenplay is a mesh of fragmented ideas, unfocused intentions
and tone-deaf antics that are executed completely without
shape. The movie doesn't even seem to be able to decide
exactly what it wants to be: a coming-of-age tale, a dysfunctional
family story, a teen tearjerker or a combination of the
three. It tantalizes us with one property for a brief while,
only to abandon it and toss us into a completely different
tone without a sense of ease or casualness. All of this
results in an ending that occupies every vile cliché
possible, in which a decision is reached, uplifting music
plays in the background, and those involved in the plot
end up cheering or shedding tears of joy. But of course,
by that point, any ending to this travesty is better than
none at all.
Hanks'
character serves as the backbone behind the premise; as
the movie opens, he recounts the events in his life that
encouraged him to give up his carefree surfing days and
turn to writing stories. He submits a manuscript to one
of his favorite writers at Stanford based on his own life
in Orange County, making notation to the audience (and to
a dislodged guidance counselor played by Lily Tomlin) that
this is the place he wants to go once high school wraps
up. The counselor assures him that his chances are so good
at getting in, he won't need to apply to any other schools.
However, his application is mistakenly sent in with the
wrong transcript and he is denied entry. The movie then
spends its time taking Shaun from one ill-fated scheme to
another in attempt for him to gain admittance to the university,
but almost always, his efforts are thwarted by someone else
in his life.
You'll
recognize some of these people a little too well. John Lithgow
plays Shaun's father, a rich workaholic who doesn't even
seem to recognize that he has a son, while Catherine O'Hara
plays his mother Cindy, a careless drunk who fears the very
thought of her son leaving the county. Meanwhile, Jack Black,
an actor who made his claim to fame with "High Fidelity"
and later got his first big starring role in "Shallow
Hal," plays Shaun's brother Lance, an adolescent deadbeat
who spends most of the picture either stoned out of his
mind, or walking aimlessly around in his underwear. Once
you compare the clean-cut attitude of Shaun to those of
these three family members, you can already see how they
bring him down.
It's
not enough for the movie to mercilessly sabotage the careers
of great actors like these; it also has to destroy those
that have barely begun. Schuyler Fisk, the daughter of Sissy
Spacek who plays Shaun's girlfriend in the movie, makes
this one of her first big starring roles (and mistakes)
in a motion picture. Ditto for Hanks, who is also relatively
new to the scene despite appearing in a couple of his father's
other features (most recently Tom's HBO-produced "Band
of Brothers").
And
what of Jack Black? Oh, how sad it is to be struck down
when you've just hit the top of your game! Here is an actor
that has the courage and the attitude to carry any role
he is given, and yet seldom in the past has he been provided
with material adequate enough to truly allow his screen
personas to shine. His efforts are wasted here in the same
manner as they were in "Saving Silverman"; he
comes across as a hopeless, desperate player trying to pump
some sort of life into the lackluster plot. The college
newspaper I currently work on had the opportunity to interview
Black last Friday afternoon over the phone regarding the
release of "Orange County," but Paramount's publicity
department made some errors in setting up specific time
windows, so the interview never happened. Judging by this
film, maybe they were too afraid of what some of us might
have asked him.
"Orange
County" isn't simply a badly made film, but an unfunny,
desperate, stupid and incompetent one. Wise moviegoers are
advised to finish up seeing all of the Oscar contenders
before turning to the inane trash of the new year. And given
the fact that the first two major releases of 2002 are both
rip-offs, there will undoubtedly be much pain and suffering
induced by many of the releases over the next few months.
©
2002, David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org.
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