Written
by DAVID KEYES
There is a moment towards the beginning of "Austin
Powers in Goldmember" when our unlikely British hero
is being pursued by a helicopter down a stretch of desert
highway, being shot at by fast air rifles. In the literal
blink of an eye, he ejects himself from his vehicle, the
appropriately named "Shaguar," and proceeds to
flip behind the airborne enemy, where he shoots it until
it explodes. The audience is baffled and disheartened by
this seemingly serious battle sequence... until he turns
around and reveals his true identity. The opening joke is
so precious and rare that I won't dare reveal the punchline
here. We've often been treated to this precious kinds of
jokes throughout the series, but few times have they been
so energetic and hilarious.
In that grand tradition, "Goldmember" brings
the "Austin Powers" franchise to exactly where
it should be: at the heart of spirited comedy, in which
everything happens as it should and results in spontaneous
but enormous chuckles. This was a major issue with the previous
film in the series, alas; in "The Spy Who Shagged Me,"
every punchline, one-liner and sight gag felt so calculated
and obvious that the jokes themselves were never really
funny (despite being intensely gross). This film keeps bad
taste in check for a good portion of its delivery, and though
there is an occasion when a wisecrack results in dead stares
rather than laughs, the result is pleasing enough for die-hard
fans of this ambitious spy trilogy.
When we last left our colorful characters, Austin was enjoying
life with Felicity Shagwell and Dr. Evil was trapped somewhere
deep in space. When "Goldmember" opens, all those
occurrences have already played out; Austin has moved on
to be a consultant for Steven Spielberg during the making
of a film about his life (titled "Austinpussy"),
and Evil has since returned to Earth to hatch new plans
of taking over the world and destroying Mr. Powers in the
process. This time around, the mad scientist (or whatever
he is supposed to be) is plotting to take over the world
utilizing the mysterious Goldmember, an eccentric mastermind
from the year 1975 whose genitals are kind of like the hand
of Midas (hence the film's sly title).
He and Evil's plot involves pulling a large asteroid into
Earth's orbit via a contraption called "Preparation
H" and having it melt the polar ice caps, thus raising
the sea level until the planet is completely flooded. Austin
has no knowledge of this situation, however, until his own
father, Nigel Powers (Michael Caine) is kidnapped by the
opposition as part of their master scheme, and he goes in
search of his dad. The conflict: Nigel and his son have
never really gotten along; in fact, during the movie's opening
act, Austin is humiliated when he is knighted by the queen
and his dad never shows up.
When he travels back in time to pursue Goldmember, Austin
bumps into his old flame Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyoncé
Knowles of the R&B group Destiny's Child), a smart and
sexy vixen who is a singer at Goldmember's popular disco
club Studio 69. With her reluctant offer to help him in
his crusades, Austin prepares to unravel the newest plans
of his arch-nemesis before, once again, the planet is left
at the mercy of an insane doctor.
If this is all basic knowledge to you, then don't worry;
the "Austin Powers" series has never been really
big on storytelling. What it is mostly about, as it has
always been, is watching Mike Meyers handle so many different
roles successfully in one single motion picture. Not only
does he reprise Austin as well as Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard,
he also takes credit for the new Goldmember character, whose
eccentricities are so bizarre and sick that even Tom Green
would cringe at the sight of them. Meyers has been one of
the most talented screen comedians of his time, and his
energetic work here further proves that few in his league
are able to pull off so much so successfully. His costars,
meanwhile, have fun with their roles as well; Caine is amusing
as the father with more in common with his son than he lets
on to, and Knowles is fetching as the latest series sexpot,
which is her first major film role to date.
Naturally, the movie isn't without its faults, either.
Despite the strong arsenal of wisecracks for the audience
to endure, the film does tend to get a little hokey at times,
especially when it tries to take itself a little too seriously
(such as the scenes in which Austin and Nigel argue about
the bad things they did to each other in the past, or when
Dr. Evil recollects how he was the only survivor in a car
explosion and was raised by evil adoptive parents). The
dialogue furthermore is pretty inane, and the trivial storyline,
despite being brief enough to carry the 90-minute picture,
is so familiar that we can practically predict what happens
next in every frame. But when you are able to get past those
minor inconveniences, "Goldmember" is quite an
effective comedy. The first film in the series is still
the most watchable and distinctive, but compared to the
insipid sequel, this one is the next best thing.