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  Action (US); 
                      1998; Rated PG; 83 Minutes 
                      CastCasper Van Dien: Tarzan
 Jane March: Jane
 Steven Waddington: Nigel Ravens
 Winston Ntshona: Mugambe
 Rapulana Seiphemo: Kaya
 Ian Roberts: Capt. Dooley
 Peter Spyro: Winston
  Produced by Stanley 
                      S. Canter, Greg Coote, Dieter Geissler, Michael Lake, Lawrence 
                      Mortorff, Kurt Silberschneider and Peter Ziegler; Directed 
                      by Carl Schenkel; Screenwritten by Edgar Rice 
                      Burroughs, Bayard Johnson and J. Anderson Black 
                     Review Uploaded9/03/98
 | Written 
                    by DAVID KEYES "Tarzan 
                      And The Lost City" is dead. It's a completely dead movie. 
                      Nothing is alive or amusing about it. It's one big dead 
                      mess waiting for a coffin. It's a dead film waiting to be 
                      pushed off a bridge and into a watery grave. It's a dead 
                      movie just as bad as the other "Tarzan" movies. 
                      I 
                      hope it fails miserably. No, not just because it's bad, 
                      but also because a point needs to be made. We cannot continue 
                      to subject ourselves to these "Tarzan" films any longer. 
                      Can you even think of one that is entertaining? By failing 
                      the newest remake, perhaps Hollywood will wise up and discontinue 
                      the line of "Tarzan" pictures. 
                      The 
                      film stars Casper Van Dien as the loin-clothed legend, who 
                      returns back to the jungles of Africa from London after 
                      he learns that his tribe is the target of a bounty hunt 
                      by ruthless head hunters. 
                      When 
                      his true love, Jane, follows him, she uncovers an even bigger 
                      plan, in which the bounty hunters plan to break into a legendary 
                      African lost city and steal all of the treasure which, in 
                      turn, would tear Africa's terrain apart. 
                      Okay, 
                      so this story's a little more involved than you'd expect 
                      from a "Tarzan" picture, but that's no consolation prize. 
                      In order for such material to work, the movie, as most films, 
                      must contain scenes that blend well with each other to create 
                      a movie well-paced and entertaining. When scenes like the 
                      ones in "Tarzan In The Lost City" are not blended together, 
                      the movie becomes a tiresome and dead example of wasted 
                      exercises in talent and ambition. You can tell from a couple 
                      of the camera shots on how well these crew members are trained 
                      to make a movie. I imagine they could do a great movie one 
                      day, but they certainly don't do it here. Whoever was in 
                      charge of the project is obviously a disorganized human 
                      being. The moments of tension and climax in "Tarzan And 
                      The Lost City" are not only misplaced, but fragmented and 
                      disconnected from the rest of the movie. 
                      Disconnected 
                      films are absolute wastes. Once they are made, nothing can 
                      save them. And with the way "Tarzan And The Lost City" looks 
                      and feels, not even Casper Van Dien could have saved his 
                      character from the picture's total destruction.  
                    © 
                    1998, David Keyes, Cinemaphile.org. 
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